#But Mr. D did not show up to Heinz’s literal birth
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VOTE DOOF’S DAD:
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Listen if you think it’s messed up that Filbrick saw the Stan twins as one person, Doof’s dad saw that really said hold my beer
Because HE DOESNT SEE HIS SON AS A PERSON
He didn’t even SHOW UP to his SON’S BIRTH
LIKE BRO, AT LEAST WITH FILBRICK, ASSUMINGLY FILBRICK SHOWED UP
AND THATS FILBRICK, FILBRICK IS THE WORST
THIS MAN MANAGED TO SHOW UP FILBRICK OF ALL PEOPLE AT BAD DADRY
#oooooh tough choice#But Imma gonna go with Mr. Doofenmirtz#DONT GET ME WRONG I absolutely wish to throw bricks at Filbrick#But Mr. D did not show up to Heinz’s literal birth#Left his son to the wild cats to raise#and when he DID get his son back he just made his son become their lawn gnome#which is absolutely fucked up#Like he didn’t even see his son as a person!#Then this man disowned both Heinz and Roger in favor of his dog: ONLYSON#Man’s absolutely messed up#Kill Doofs parents#Listen at least Stanley and Stanford had their mother#Doof ONLY HAD THE OSLOTS#Youtube
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